Short Reviews of Lifestyle Clubs and Swinger Hotels in Mexico City and Around from the perspective of a Mexican Kinky Couple

Swinger Clubs in Mexico City and Nearby Areas

We are an adventurous Mexican couple in our thirties, and after a while of visiting lifestyle clubs it seemed a good idea to publish in our blog Jardín de Adultos, a guide that may be helpful for new swingers. A recent trip abroad made us think that couples visiting our city could appreciate an English version of the already famous guide. So if you are lucky enough to travel to Mexico City, and are looking to explore our swinging world, help yourself into our general review. Should you have any further questions or you want to add something, feel free to mail us or to comment this entry.


A piece of warning: Though many people work very hard in creating and managing swinger venues in Mexico City, the lifestyle scene over here is still very shy. There are some nice clubs but don't expect anything like Desire, or the clubs in Europe. This considered, and understanding that this guide is presented from a personal perspective, enjoy your trip and judge by yourselves. We hope you like our short guide to bars, clubs, and other places for swingers and open-minded couples in Mexico City.
Places appear in the order of our own preference.




El Pistache
Couples-only boutique hotel

Area: Alpuyeca, Morelos (a couple of hour drive from the city)

The place:
There are no more than 25 rooms decorated in a simple and tasteful manner. The garden is big enough for the guest to feel comfortable. It is clearly seen that the owners thought well about details and are careful of keeping quite a professional standard. In the eating room you may find either individual tables, for the antisocial type, as well as long ones that make it easy to meet new people. (People here are, in general, English speaking). Now, the hotel has a swimming pool, but the central point is the hot tub area where people may sun bath naked or make the best of the beach beds which, under the palapa roof, give plenty space for creativity.

Overall experience:

El Pistache is clearly a place thought for an up-scale market. Hosts are very close to guests and the weekend is spent among friends. There is no way to not meet each of the visitors. During the two days that we were there, we always had someone to chat with and didn't even had to look for it. The night depends on several aspects, bit the regulars say that they are all different. Some parties climb to Roman levels and others, like the first one we spent there, go by within drinks and conversation. The young ladies in charge of serving are clearly non hostelry professionals; however they are attentive and make sure that everything is all right. Almost all the costumers know each other; they use their real names and talk shamelessly about children and their schools. Sometimes, we even had the feeling that we were intruding in an already made social clique. (Obviously, this may be due to our own hang-ups)

What we liked:
The place is beautiful and guests feel comfortable all the time. Food is excellent and beverages are endless. A extra point is that nothing is cooked using hot peppers, though there are "chiles toreados" available at request. The staff is all very kind.

What we did not like:

Never knew why, (I had to confess that I didn't ask) but the second night our room was not made, and since the owners were absolutely absorbed by other eventualities, we didn't have the heart to inform them. Since the kitchen schedules are preset, and everything starts very late, there were a couple of times in which hunger was eagerly striking and there was no visible alternative to, at least, have something to hold on. Same thing happened with the morning coffee. Nevertheless, nobody else seemed to mind.



Mariana's grade:10
Diego's grade:10



Our story (Sp): De la noche y el agua
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Xcape Party
Couples only swingers parties

Area: Several venues

The place:
Associated with Luxury Lifestyles, a company that organizes elitist travels and swinger parties around the world, Xcape Party is in charge of promoting these activities in Mexico. Around four times a year, they hold a crowded get together with the creme of the crop among the liberal couples of this country. To be there is like reading the social pages in a R rated version. Their theme parties usually take place in reserved party rooms of upscale well located resorts. There is a playroom, a dance floor, a stripper pole, dj, and every needed thing.

Overall experience:
Not everyone is invited to the Xcape Parties. First, it is necessary to send an email requesting information to mexico@llvclub.com and then to sign up to a webpage. The process may be a little bit devious, but serves well as a filter. There are more attending couples than available room, so it is a good idea, either to arrive early or to avoid being shy. Otherwise, it is hard to find a place to sit. This is one of the few tiems in Mexico in which the dressing code is respected, thus, the atmosphere is more kinky and fun. Music is club style, and sometimes customers participate in contest to win trips or other prices. The playroom is nice and properly set. The best part is that these swinger parties present a great chance to meet old acquaitances or make new friends. It is all about everyone doing as they please and doing it right.
What we liked:
People and atmosphere. Both hosts are awesome, very respected people of the Mexican lifestyle scene. The party that we visited lasted until early hours of the next mornig and we had several reasons for having a great time. There were free photo studios, plenty of dancing, and many gorgeous women nicely attired. There was also, and this is the best of it, one of our most memorable dark room sessions.

What we did not like:
A cash bar is available for buying drinks, but getting them is quite hard. Apparently they is not enough staff to serve the whole party.

Mariana's grade: 10
Diego's grade: 10

Contact: mexico@llvclub.com





Dreams
Swinger Bar

Area: Benito Juárez

The place:

Dreams is now located in very covenient location close to most of the City's points of interest. The place is big and originally designed to serve as an expensive table dance. Therefore, eroticism is an essential part of the decor. Facilities are big and comfortable with a couple of playrooms that more than often are not very busy. Consumption is á la carte and a little overpriced but with dinner available. Also, credit cards are accepted, not a very common feature around this places.

Overall experience:

This is, without a question, the classiest swinger spot in town and most of the women patrons are attractive. However, of the three floors, only one is really used. The owners are always present but not very attentive to customer needs unless, especially if not sitting with them. To have fun or not is an exclusive responsibility of each couple, therefore, it is not recommended to be shy (We are). No specific dress code is required, but people, more in particular, women nicely dress to impress.

What we like:

Service is nice and polite. They take credit cards and there is no minimum consumption, nor mandatory tips. There is no compulsory dressing code (a very common practice in other Mexican Clubs) which means that people are properly attired based on their common sense. After all, everybody wants to look sharp. Anyway, there are thematic nights. Couples are, in general, chosen through their SDC profile. 

What we do not like:

Playrooms are usually empty. Perhaps Dream's couples rather take their private fun somewhere else. Even though there is a no single men policy, one time there where two wondering around, and understanding that this was an exception, our impression of the place was still negatively affected. 

Mariana's grade: 7
Diego's grade: 8

Our story (Sp): Dreams, swingers selectos

Our evaluation of their new facilities (Sp): El nuevo Dreams, ventajas y desventajas


Villa Cleopatra
Little clothing optional - swinger friendly hotel with a daypass system.

Area: Cuernavaca, Morelos (about one hour drive)

The place:

Villa Cleopatra is a nice house at Cuernavaca (famous city for its amazing weather) with equipped with everything that may be needed to spent a naughty weekend. Visitors may rent one of its three bedrooms. There is also a small swimming pool, a hot tub and plenty of toys. One dark room may be used with other two or maybe three couples, yet, the house itself is a big playroom.

Overall experience:

We spent there a couple of days in with no one around. It was a very special time in which no one in Mexico wanted to leave home and everyone was afraid of getting an awful disease. Anyway, we briefly met the hosts who seemed to be nice people. We were totally left alone, so we were free to happily explore the place on our own a place that, with a couple of friendly couples would be an amazing spot. We have heard though, that when there are more people, nights are quite a blast. We have to check it. Visitors are supposed to take their own food and beverages. The kitchen may be used and there are plenty of restaurants around that deliver. In case you do not want to spent the night day passes are available and good for 12 hours.

What we liked:

Facilities are very comfortable and well taken care of. All over the house there are board games for adults. Also, a big screen at the living room is quite suitable for wathching porn. In case you forget your book, you may also find some around.

What we did not like: 

We would have loved to find young couples. Let's hope that next time we may, and will be able to correct this post.

Mariana's grade: 8
Diego's grade: 8





Casa Swinger
Swinger Party

Area: Benito Juárez

The place:

La casa swinger is precisely that: a house adapted for the bash. Kitchen serves like the bar, living room as main hall and bedrooms as playrooms decently equipped. Even with wide spaces (at least for a house) the amount of guests makes a crowded sensation, which may be either good or bad. There are also a couple of video cabins connected through a French wall. Queue for the restrooms is usually very long. 

Overall experience:

This place is a mixture between a massive party and a swinger reunion among friends. During the night's early stages, hosts organize sexy games with the visitors. Later on, there are stripper shows with both, male and female, that turn into live sex show with some participation of the audience. After that, everyone goes to the dark rooms. The cover includes also a free bar. Except from Saturdays, single men are admitted; perhaps, too many single men. 

What we liked:

Playrooms are well equiped. The place is located in a centric area and security is not overwheliming but is enough. Most of the staff is very young (Not the hosts).

What we did not like:

Single men are a major problem. Even on days in which there are not supposed to be there, playrooms are extremely crowded with unattended gentlemen. A good option if you are looking for a massive gang bang. Some members of the staff have an open microphone session in which they explain obvious things about swinging and they are often over the line.

Mariana's grade: 5
Diego's grade: 5

Our story (Sp): La casa swinger




El Real (de Catorce)
Swinger Club

Area: Cholula, Puebla (around one hour and a half drive)

The Place:

It is dark and myisteriously mooded. The ground floor at El Real is a hall with an underground bar look attended by Nathalie, the owner. There is also another room with a pool table and a video cabin. A big screen shows adult movies and pop music videos. After climbing a quite vertical stair, couples will find a big playroom with a soft yellowish light, a restroom and a locker section. Among couches and beds, you may find around 10 pieces of furniture of different sizes. Hence, you can choose either playing alone, with another couple or to share space with plenty of others. 

Overall experience:

We have been there three times, and each of them we had felt less comfortable than the previous. There was a time in which a not very charismatic entertainer tried to get couples on through games. Now, he is not there anymore, a positive thing, yet I think that after changing its venue, El Real had a certain charm that we were not able to find anymore. On the other hand, the playroom has a better vibe. Lighting allows to distinguish figures and interaction is among clearly identified people. It is a good option if you like to see and be seen.

What we liked:

During our first visti, personal attention by Nathalie made our time very pleassnt. With its, now not so new facilities, the big playroom is, without a question, its strongest point.

What we did not like:

Sometimes, there are many people around the main hall, which makes hard to find a place where to sit to properly scan for possible hook ups. Aside of that, the close to 25 couples that attend the club are not that attractive. It is hard to explain, but there is certain shyness around that makes things a little bit harder, also, the lack of care in the decoration of the ground floor, is not very helpful.

Mariana's grade: 6
Diego's grade: 6

Our stories (Sp): El Real y De vuelta en El Real,


Club SW (de Pedro López)
Swinger dance-club with a system of memberships

Area: Cuauhtémoc

The place:

This is the most famous club in the history of Mexico, and the first one in the City. The amount of couples that visit it either in Friday or Saturday is not similar to any other place. Cel phones are required to stay at the cloak room and after several security controls, couples go into a big floor that looks a little like a disco, a little more like a dance hall and a lot like a quinceañera party. Everything is related to this very old mexican protocol in which every drink is served in tall glasses and waiters use bow ties. Chairs are vinil black and chrome and aside of that there is no further design. The dance floor also stages a quite famous live sex show. The second floor helds the VIP area, to which access is possible through buying either a membership or a bottle of expensive booze. Also, on the second floor there is the extremely crowded playroom. Several ambiances can be find in there, but in general terms you habe to find a small place to play. Some of the areas are darker than others, and there is a petit laberynth with glory holes. Some rooms are separated from others with see through walls.

Overall experience:

Here, there is a lot of people of all kinds and colors. Among so many people, there should be some compatible couples, and if that is the case, it is a good idea to greet them before going up to the dark rooms. It is not a good idea y fyou are shy or if looking for a quiet spot. It is very easy to end up tangled with other several couples. The show is conventional and boaring but it was the first of its kind, and several years ago it should have been quiet innovative. Service is not a point in favor. Everything related to it is hideous: minimum consumtion plus compulsory tip. The club is very succesful because it broke several concepts of its time. Now it is dedicated to reapeat it own system and the aftertaste of the experience is never pleasant.

What we liked:

From the VIP area, your are able to observe and spot other couples in advace, however, it is hard to mingle with them. If the idea is to freely touch and to be touched, this playroom is the most efficent in town.

What we did not like:

The place is expensive considering the quality of the service, and adding up the expenses the feeling is that one has been ripped. At the end of the day, the price is the same that in other clubs, but we are talking about perceptions. Decoration and mantainance of the place is a very week point. If a couple is starting in the lifestyle they may get the impression that swinging is exclusive for tasteless people.

Mariana's grade: 6
Diego's grade: 7

Our story (Sp): El Club SW de Pedro

Coliseum
Swinger dance-club

Area: Cuauhtémoc

The Place:
First of all, I want to make clear that we do not know their new place. Yet, I am preatty sure that is the principle behind it is the same. The former venue was notorious for being a beautiful pub made cheap in one stroke with awful details of skid-row table dance. The playroom was big and with fun nooks, still, very ugly: fluorecent paintig and black light made a sad contrast with an enormous fine wood bar on the main hall. If we ever go again to their new building (very unlikely), I promise to correct this entry.

Overall experience:
We went expecting inovation that we couldn't find. The system is similar to the one at Club SW de Pedro López but with much less assistance.

Lo que nos gustó:
As said before, the wooden bar.

Lo que no nos gustó:
Minimum consumtion, expensive drinks and mandatory tip. Of course, we can't assure this, but we were under the impression that several couples were formed with professional girls. Who knows.

Mariana's grade: 4
Diego's grade: 5

Sitio web del club: http://coliseum.com.mx


Cine Erotika
Adult cinema with VIP area for swinging couples.

Zona: Historical Center (not the beautiful touristic part)
WARNING: If you are not familiar with the City, stay away from this place.  

The place:

The upper theater of a cinema on República de Cuba Street is reserved for couples. Tickets are around sixty mexican pesos for couple. Understanding that, and the part of the City, it is easy to imagine the kind of people that attend. Like in every other porn theater, movies are projected without a schedule and people come in the middle of darkness into a place with comfortable cushion seats.

La experiencia general:

For starters, to get to the place is misterious enough. Knowing there is no possibility of single men, its easier to relax. Nevertheless, in the darkness there is no way of choosing the people nearby. Cine Erotika Rio has a lot of decadent spirit, and that may be appealing for some people, and quite disgusting to others.


Lo que nos gustó:
Seats used to be comfortable (We don't know it they still are). If the theater is empty, the experience may be very sexy.

Lo que no nos gustó:
The last couple of tipes that we went, the amount and type of people were a turn-off. Lack of hygine becomes more and more unbearable.

Mariana's grade: 0
Diego's grade: 4

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